brinshannara | Laughter.

Had my last theatre class of the semester today. We performed our final project twice, including once in front of THE DEAN OF THE THEATRE DEPARTMENT OMGWTFBBQPOLARBEARS. And, amusingly enough, in the production, I got to spout stuff about desperately wanting to marry a man, who would provide for me and with whom I would have beautiful babies, and how I WANTED to plan a wedding and wanted a custom-made Vera Wang.

I know, I don't know HOW I managed to keep from laughing, but I did. GO ME. I even managed to keep a straight face when I ask C to put out her cigarette in front of the pregnant lady, and she says "As if my fictional cigarette is going to give the fictional baby fictional cancer. Sod off!" I actually could control my laughter for once!

We had an amazing time, to be honest, the energy was great through ours and the other groups.

And then, we went to Goldie's.

I honestly wish I had a video camera to record the events of this evening, which were just hilarious. Hysterical. I nearly snarfed Coke.

Quotes like:

"So... C thinks about fscking people all the time... and L thinks about killing people all the time..." - Mike
"Hey, C, we can fsck people to death together!" - L
"My beer is flatter than a circus performer" - Andrew
"I was lactating last night!" - Mike

They all made the night too funny for AIR, and C (not CB or any other C previously mentioned before this LJ) was flirting with everyone and anything, L mocked people, G was... G. He's hilarious. We mingled with some other groups, too, so that was neat.

Possibly the best part was after we left (we outlasted the prof and all three TAs, we kick ASS) when me, L, C and G all went up to wait for the bus. On the way up there, somehow, and I blame C for this ENTIRELY, we started talking about sex AGAIN. Now, C is bisexual, and has been fairly open about it since she showed up to class wearing a t-shirt that said, I kid you not, "TWAT" on it. So we're talking about sex and C says something something something about how she enjoys performing oral sex on women. Of course, she said it slightly less clinically, and I just burst out laughing and G (a guy) is like "Yeah, me too!" and I laughed and just said "Ditto!". I had been previously not out to C and G, although L knew, and they all cracked up and L was like "great, I'm the odd one out!"

And then we're at the bus stop, talking about various turns of phrase for things that are kinky and stuff like that (AGAIN, I blame C!) and L says "uh, yeah, pearl necklaces... Eh."

And I'm like "What?" I was very, very confused, and C, G and L looked at me as if I were a freak.

"No, seriously, what is that??" I asked.

"A guy... you know, on the girl's chest?" says L.

"L... I'm GAY, hello?"

At which point C cracks up and goes "Ohhhhhh, okay!" and I think G started looking at me and C as if we were going to start making out because we're both attracted to women, but we did not. ;)

I'm really becoming fond of L, actually. She's very cool, and we've spent a lot of time together over the last couple of weeks, particularly the last two days, and I'm starting to trust her. Which is neat. I don't know if I want her or just want to be her friend or even if I could just let this drop and let nothing happen at all... it's weird. I feel actually drawn to her, but not really physically (she's cute, but she's not really my type, and it's not like I looked at her and I just suddenly lusted for her) and I'm trying to remember the last time I made a female friend to whom I was not immediately attracted. I think we basically have to go back to CEGEP and PF back in 1994.

And C... I was just getting to know her and then the class is over for the year. It sucks, 'cause I think she's a very, very interesting person that I'd like to get to know better.

And S said the SWEETEST thing to me! She hugged me goodbye and told me to never stop laughing, because it raises everyone's spirits, and it's awesome. :) And R said something similar, too. Yay for being jolly. ;)

Man, there's too much to express, even still, so I'm going to try to get some sleep. Basically, though, it was all kinds of awesome, and I should have some photos, courtesy of L, at some point soon.