Zucchinis.
Sep. 20th, 2005 06:33 pm![[personal profile]](https://www.dreamwidth.org/img/silk/identity/user.png){kind=small}
brinshannaraSo my favoured newscast's idiot weather guy (I hate him) holds a yearly zucchini contest. Have the biggest zucchini, win $1000 at a grocery store or something.
The latest entry was a 64 inch tall zucchini.
That's 5'4".
I am 5'4".
I don't know if I'm more depressed by the fact that a zucchini is as tall as I am, or more depressed by the fact that I am not taller than a zucchini.
The latest entry was a 64 inch tall zucchini.
That's 5'4".
I am 5'4".
I don't know if I'm more depressed by the fact that a zucchini is as tall as I am, or more depressed by the fact that I am not taller than a zucchini.
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Never eat anything bigger than your head. Or you.
Date: 2005-09-21 01:27 am (UTC)no subject
Date: 2005-09-21 01:47 am (UTC)You don't have to be depressed anymore :)