brinshannara | JJ Night Part 2

IT'S MY SPY FAMILY.

My superhero spy family.

That is a motherfucking huge Mueller device.

I don't care, though, 'cause IT'S IRINA, IT'S IRINA, OMG, THE LOVE.

Would you look at all that, though? Shit!

What the fuck was up with that dude by the bench? Behind Jack and Vaughn? It looked like he was frozen in time or something.

Weiss, making command decisions!

Yelena, you are evil. I hope your sister KICKS YOUR ASS, bitch!

Gah. Dead DSR team, dead DSR team.

Right, Vaughn. The Russian people all know English.

RICHARD FROM FELICITY! Er, Brodien, I guess.

Irina knows what they're talking about.

Irina? Derevko? Hee.

Aw, man, they know they're there.

WWJD? :D Glowering! Blackmailing! Torturing!

More fate and destiny!

A horse? Of the apocalypse? ;)

Oh. Jesus. Sydney and Nadia. Here we go.

Through the Looking Glass Reference!

GAH. Bye, Richard. Brodien. Whatever your name is.

IRINA is giving marital advice? ... his ACTIVITIES? What truth?!

WEISS IS AWESOME.

I have a bad feeling about this, Nadia being alone there with the switch.

Oh, motherfuckingchristonastick.

Oh. Shit.

Uh, oh. They're going into the station where Sloane is. Oh. But he killed bad guys. Huh.

HAHA, go Jack.

Elena is so fucking evil.

(They've now started spelling her name Elena in the captions instead of Yelena. Which, yay.)

Take me to my sister. Eeeeee.

Nadia! She kicked some ass and took some names!

Angels falling from the sky.

Why the hell do all these Russians speak in English?

Who's this freak with a gun?!

Sweetheart! Derevkos and that term...

OUCH. You go, Nadia. Don't give in to your evil aunt Elena!

TAP WATER. OH DEAR.

How did SYDNEY get the job?

Aw. Yes! :D She said yes!

Time's wasting, kiddies. Less than 40 minutes to the scrambling of the jets!

Weiss is cute. (On the list. Hee.)

Hee, I haven't been drinking!

HAHAHA. Hello, sis!

NICE. GO IRINA.

Uh, shades of Buffy's "The Gift", with that tower, n'est-ce pas?

Oh, dear. Nadia is evil looking.

NICE JUMP, Syd.

Oh, shit. Sloane. Sloane would side with Nadia, wouldn't he?

Sister against sister and sister against sister. I love it.

JACK. :D Torturing! :D

"I'm trying to have more fun these days!" :D I love Jack.

I love Irina.

GAH, Nadia.

SYDNEY. NO DYING.

Oh my God, Sloane just shot Nadia.

Will she be okay if Syd turns off the Mueller device?

RUN, SYDNEY. RUN THE FUCK OUT OF THERE.

Oh. Shit. That? Is a lot. Of water.

Well, that ended a lot better than S1 did. Whew.

A REAL SPYPARENT KISS. OMG.

Oh, that's it. The wedding day thing, the longing looks. I'm bawling.

Wow. Sydney's letting Sloane see Nadia. I'm impressed.

Santa Barbara!

SPILL THE BEANS, VAUGHN.

... I just fucking shrieked and jumped and my laptop nearly fell off my lap. OH MY GOD, WHAT THE FUCK WAS THAT?! I HAVE TO WAIT UNTIL SEPTEMBER?! I will NEVER last!

Additional: Who the hell is he if he's not Vaughn? Didn't Weiss and he go to college together? Is Weiss IN on it? I remain sure that the man, whoever he is, is the same man we've had since the start of the series (6 years in Alias!timeline!land), and not a double, because he said something about when Sydney was assigned "to me" it wasn't an accident. But who the hell is he if he isn't Vaughn?

And how does Irina (OMG, SHE LIVES, I AM SO HAPPY) know about his secret??

Is Vaughn dead? What about Sydney? WHAT THE FUCK IS GOING TO HAPPEN NEXT YEAR, dammit?

Do I really have to wait four months to find out? That seems like cruel and unusual punishment. JJ is a bastard. I love him, but he's a bastard. :)

Meanwhile, WHY IS NO ONE ELSE POSTING ABOUT THIS YET?! ;)