Zucchinis.

[brinshannara]

So my favoured newscast's idiot weather guy (I hate him) holds a yearly zucchini contest. Have the biggest zucchini, win $1000 at a grocery store or something.

The latest entry was a 64 inch tall zucchini.

That's 5'4".

I am 5'4".

I don't know if I'm more depressed by the fact that a zucchini is as tall as I am, or more depressed by the fact that I am not taller than a zucchini.

Comments

[trexphile.livejournal.com]

That zucchini is taller than me.

You don't have to be depressed anymore :)