"You say "'erbs" and we say "herbs," because there's a fucking "H" in it. (<---best line ever!)"

Okay, that made me laugh out loud.

I still say 'erbs, though. Maybe it's partly because I'm part French. The H is like, never pronounced in French. "Homme" is basically pronounced "Umm". "Haricot" is "Ah-ree-co". Yeah. That's my excuse. ;)